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26Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:06 pm

Guest


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Granted, but not in 2014. Try a few thousand years later.

I wish to be ugly and hated.

27Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:42 am

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Guest

Granted , why wish that when its already true? Razz

i wish my partner would have a hairy bumhole Smile

28Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:42 am

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Granted, but it's so hairy you can't find it. D:

I wish for someone to bring out a fucking laptop that i can fucking afford and that fucking plays the fucking games i fucking want it to

29Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:44 am

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Granted, but you said for it to be a "fucking laptop", so it bent you over and fucked you.

I wish to kill Justin Bieber

30Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:48 am

Fat Indian

Fat Indian
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Granted, but you will net do it alone i'm coming with you Wink

I wish to score 9000 goals on my Arsenal debut :DD

31Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:32 am

Kačaniklić

Kačaniklić

Granted, but you still lose the match to Tooting and Mitcham United in a friendly.

I wish that I owned a private Caribbean island.

32Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:14 am

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Guest

Granted, but the island you're staying on is Treasure Island.

I wish to lose the league and be 8th

33Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:13 am

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Guest

Wild fuck sake, play properly.

You grant the wish and give a consequence. I'll go from Dev's one.


Granted, but you finish 8th every season from now on.


I wish to own fucking England.

34Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:42 am

Treninho

Treninho

Granted but england has been destructed by china again Smile dis china:)

i wish to play for barcelona z team

35Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:18 am

Fat Indian

Fat Indian
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Granted, but you eventually get cut from the team and move down to Barcelona ZZ team.

I wish to be God.

36Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:19 am

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Guest

Granted, but you've become the god for the Jedi Alliance Religion.

I wish for something.

37Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:22 am

MidgetBoy1996

MidgetBoy1996

Granted, but the something you wished for has become corrupt.


I wish for 3 more wishes. With these 3 more wishes I wish that the person who grants my next wish cannot corrupt my wish in any way or form. My second wish is to confirm that the corruption is not broken (Double protected, gg). And with my third wish I wish to live forever.
PS Whoever attempts to corrupt my wish. SCREW YOU

38Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:55 am

Treninho

Treninho

Wildeh wrote:Granted, but you eventually get cut from the team and move down to Barcelona ZZ team.

I wish to be God.

xDDDDDDD

39Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:39 am

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Cadburys wrote:Granted, but the something you wished for has become corrupt.


I wish for 3 more wishes. With these 3 more wishes I wish that the person who grants my next wish cannot corrupt my wish in any way or form. My second wish is to confirm that the corruption is not broken (Double protected, gg). And with my third wish I wish to live forever.
PS Whoever attempts to corrupt my wish. SCREW YOU

Granted, please hold on while we put you onto the wish phone service. You're gonna need that immortal wish pretty badly.

I wish for sig to get her act together.

40Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:08 pm

Mr Shithead

Mr Shithead
Administrator & Swag FC Captain
Administrator & Swag FC Captain

Granted but signs for Bantaholics and jukes you which sends you into a spiral of life long depression.

I wish to sleep with Skjold :>

41Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:26 pm

Rénbeaudach


Administrator & Harlem Bike Thieves Captain
Administrator & Harlem Bike Thieves Captain

Granted, but he only lasts two minutes Wink

I wish Gazza would learn to pass Mad

42Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:35 am

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Granted , gazza can only pass to the opposite team Wink

i wish my mum would wax my eyebrows!

43Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:04 am

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Witsel. wrote:Granted , gazza can only pass to the opposite team Wink

i wish my mum would wax my eyebrows!

Granted, but now you get bulled and called mama's boy.

I wish to be black.

44Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:05 am

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Guest

Granted , you sound black so you iz black bruv.

i wish i dont get bullied for being a mothers boy Smile

45Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:10 am

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Witsel. wrote:Granted , you sound black so you iz black bruv.

i wish i dont get bullied for being a mothers boy Smile

Granted, but now you're called a snapback wanker instead.

I wish for the world to spin on it's axis the opposite way.

46Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:58 am

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Guest

Granted, but the world does a huge reverse cyclism (i dont fucking know) and speeds up so much that everyone dies.

I wish to play for Total Hax. (LOL JOKES)

I wish to win the lottery.

47Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:29 am

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Guest

Granted, but your ticket was apparently fixed so you were arrested and sent to prison for life.

I wish Skjold would stop being grumpy Sad

48Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:05 am

Fat Indian

Fat Indian
Soup-A-Stars
Soup-A-Stars

Granted, but after Skjold gets more coursework and you're back to square one.

I wish to love a frog.

49Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:11 am

skj

skj

Granted, you become a frog a die.

I wish everyone would stop sayin I am grumpy smh... anf fuck off it aint coursework smh, I havent had it in like weeks i lied yeh cause u fuktards r anoyin. ye say wot.

http://rfleague.forumotion.co.uk/

50Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:59 am

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Granted, but you realise you miss people calling you grumpy and suicide (idek) btw. CORSWURK. <3

I WISH FOR MK DONS TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR FUCKIN SEASON

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