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1 story time on Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:39 am


ok well basically one time there was a guy called cadbury's not sure if he is a guy tbh but carrying on with the story he had many children one day he took hes youngest child wildeh on a trip to the shanty towns on a pony! wildEh pointed at some homeless guy covered in shit and asked father cadburys "whos that" ? cadburys replied "thats Somalian2 the male prostitute,hes Favourite customers are taylor swift and apple,wild asked why is he called taylor swift when he is a guy cadburys said no one knows he most likely gay and has no friends thats the only thing that i can think of wildeh. then somalian spotted wildeh and cadburys and decided to rape them... i saw this horrific scene with my own eyes i pulled out my shotgun and shot somalian2 BANG BANG ..............BANG

the next day the the 3 Hungarian mafia were in town.... bolasie shot them dead BANG BANG BANG

MEAN while in the uk there was a guy called dev no many people liked dev ;( he was just a misunderstood guy/female from blackpool people like skjold and witsel used to take the piss out of him saying he would be not the 40 year old virgin but the 90 year old virgin! a few people noticed this bullying! including the gay couple shaps and giroud and the boy who will never hit puberty #notgiggs they decided to call the police on skjold and witsel! in a flash the police ladies callo and ben arrived to arrest skjold and witsel witsel started crying shouting for his mum like he does on ts and skjold quickly snap chat bolasie saying hes getting arrested! erm then every one ended up dying from a disease called the downiesyndrome! and ragnarok ended up disbanding because bolasie ended up shooting hes 3 best players and also breezy worked some vodo on Somalian2 so he came back to life then he offered to suck gazzas tampon dry gazza agreed

the morale of story is to not to smoke weed

if you want me to included you in my next story or want me to make more storys please tell me:idea: 

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2 Re: story time on Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:17 am


calloway to the rescue

3 Re: story time on Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:18 am

kilurself u lifeless twat

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4 Re: story time on Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:42 am


Swag FC
Swag FC
WOW you bang out

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5 Re: story time on Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:08 am

What are you doing with your life smh

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6 Re: story time on Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:19 pm

hahahhah come on guys dont look at the story in a negative way! its really creative Wink more stories... so funny xD Smile) +1

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7 Re: story time on Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:51 am


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8 Re: story time on Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:16 am

What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungee cord?

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