RFL BIBLE ALL TRUE STORYS
STORY 1
ok well basically one time there was a guy called cadbury's not sure if he is a guy tbh but carrying on with the story he had many children one day he took hes youngest child wildeh on a trip to the shanty towns on a pony! wildEh pointed at some homeless guy covered in shit and asked father cadburys "whos that" ? cadburys replied "thats Somalian2 the male prostitute,hes Favourite customers are taylor swift and apple,wild asked why is he called taylor swift when he is a guy cadburys said no one knows he most likely gay and has no friends thats the only thing that i can think of wildeh. then somalian spotted wildeh and cadburys and decided to rape them... i saw this horrific scene with my own eyes i pulled out my shotgun and shot somalian2 BANG BANG ..............BANG
the next day the the 3 Hungarian mafia were in town.... bolasie shot them dead BANG BANG BANG
MEAN while in the uk there was a guy called dev no many people liked dev ;( he was just a misunderstood guy/female from blackpool people like skjold and witsel used to take the piss out of him saying he would be not the 40 year old virgin but the 90 year old virgin! a few people noticed this bullying! including the gay couple shaps and giroud and the boy who will never hit puberty #notgiggs they decided to call the police on skjold and witsel! in a flash the police ladies callo and ben arrived to arrest skjold and witsel witsel started crying shouting for his mum like he does on ts and skjold quickly snap chat bolasie saying hes getting arrested! erm then every one ended up dying from a disease called the downiesyndrome! and ragnarok ended up disbanding because bolasie ended up shooting hes 3 best players and also breezy worked some vodo on Somalian2 so he came back to life then he offered to suck gazzas tampon dry gazza agreed
the morale of story is to not to smoke weed
#ragnarokDisbanded4real
if you want me to included you in my next story or want me to make more storys please tell me:idea:
STORY 1
ok well basically one time there was a guy called cadbury's not sure if he is a guy tbh but carrying on with the story he had many children one day he took hes youngest child wildeh on a trip to the shanty towns on a pony! wildEh pointed at some homeless guy covered in shit and asked father cadburys "whos that" ? cadburys replied "thats Somalian2 the male prostitute,hes Favourite customers are taylor swift and apple,wild asked why is he called taylor swift when he is a guy cadburys said no one knows he most likely gay and has no friends thats the only thing that i can think of wildeh. then somalian spotted wildeh and cadburys and decided to rape them... i saw this horrific scene with my own eyes i pulled out my shotgun and shot somalian2 BANG BANG ..............BANG
the next day the the 3 Hungarian mafia were in town.... bolasie shot them dead BANG BANG BANG
MEAN while in the uk there was a guy called dev no many people liked dev ;( he was just a misunderstood guy/female from blackpool people like skjold and witsel used to take the piss out of him saying he would be not the 40 year old virgin but the 90 year old virgin! a few people noticed this bullying! including the gay couple shaps and giroud and the boy who will never hit puberty #notgiggs they decided to call the police on skjold and witsel! in a flash the police ladies callo and ben arrived to arrest skjold and witsel witsel started crying shouting for his mum like he does on ts and skjold quickly snap chat bolasie saying hes getting arrested! erm then every one ended up dying from a disease called the downiesyndrome! and ragnarok ended up disbanding because bolasie ended up shooting hes 3 best players and also breezy worked some vodo on Somalian2 so he came back to life then he offered to suck gazzas tampon dry gazza agreed
the morale of story is to not to smoke weed
#ragnarokDisbanded4real
if you want me to included you in my next story or want me to make more storys please tell me:idea: